You’re a terrible liar.
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
Last night I dreamed that I was starring in an action movie with a racially diverse all-female cast with a complex villain and no contrived romantic subplots and I woke up sad because nothing even close to that movie exists.